Score: 10

"hmm.."

submission: Xmas Gift

date: December 24, 2009

Tragic.

Score: 4

"Self-defeating"

submission: Infectonator!

date: December 22, 2009

The time limit completely ruins this game.

Remake it with more levels and slower run-speed. The later half plays out so fast you can't even follow the action.

Score: 1

"Awful."

submission: [AG] Dodge Ballin'

date: December 8, 2009

Absolutely horrible.

This is one of the rare few games I've encountered where it is actually possible to lose within the very first second of play: the computer's team scored three simultaneous hits as soon as the first level started.

The controls often do not function properly, the graphics are poor-quality and distracting, and the AI is severely tilted in favor of the opposing team (the player's team-mates are worthless).

There was no part of this game I liked or found interesting--only annoying.

Score: 0

"Lame copy."

submission: Garden TD

date: November 23, 2009

This is clearly a ripoff of the "Bloons Tower Defense" series. It's the same game with a different face.

Score: 2

"Spontaneous Failure?"

submission: Pandemic II

date: September 15, 2009

Loss conditions being achieved by random occurrence should not be confused with the game simply being "challenging."

No game should require the player to restart over and over this much, even if it were actually difficult.

Score: 2

"Annoying and repetitive."

submission: Bomb Diggity

date: August 12, 2009

I immediately found the gameplay to be very irritating--constantly sliding and flailing around with incredible momentum, trying to slip to a halt on ledges and roofs. And all just to repeat rescuing the same annoying guy who keeps tying himself up over and over.

I ended up turning off my speakers just to get rid of the annoying, repetitive sound effects (i.e.: the shrill, high-pitched shrieking whenever the character jumps.)

Then finally I closed the window to get rid of the annoying, repetitive game I was playing.

+ Decent graphics and animation.
+ Catchy title and appearance; I'm sure it will get many hits for the site.

- Annoying gameplay.
- Annoying and repetitive sounds and music.
- Annoying and repetitive scenery.
- Annoying and repetitive objective.
- Annoying and repetitive enemies.
- Annoying and repetitive overall game.

Score: 3

"Uninteresting. Boring. Unoriginal."

submission: Tank Takeover

date: July 30, 2009

Uninteresting. Boring. Old idea with nothing new to it.

Why are the objects in this game tanks? The tank theme is utterly pointless. They might as well have just been colored squares for all the meaning they carry. Since when do tanks roll around slamming into each other anyway? This game must be set in a world where tanks are in greater supply than ammunition.

But all that aside, speaking in terms of rating this as a flash game, this one truly is: "Nothing too new or interesting." 2/5

Score: 3

"POOR"

submission: Wizard Defense

date: July 26, 2009

This game plays like it was just thrown together without regards to quality.

- Unbalanced game progression
- Annoying, poorly looped 8-seconds of BG music
- Overall shoddy appearance
- Horrible grammar, difficult to understand at times
- Unoriginal concept

Might have had fun with this if it was made with more effort.

1/5

Score: 8

"Fun game."

submission: OrbEater

date: July 26, 2009

Simple, fun, relaxing.

"Height Level" achievements do not function.
"Speed Level" achievements do not function.
Occasionally the reticle collects objects when there appears to be none.

9/10 4/5

Score: 6

"Needs something..."

submission: Youda Marina

date: July 24, 2009

HOW ABOUT A "SKIP TUTORIAL" BUTTON?????

The game stopped working before the tutorial was even over. One of the docks failed to register via the mouse so it was impossible to build. Couldn't re-select the dock because in the no-brainer 'how-to-play' demonstration mode, all buttons are nullified except the one it wants you to press, which did nothing. I finally had to reload it and then walk on egg-shells just to get past that annoying, Tutorial-for-Retards. I wanted to play a game, not sit and watch a crappy photo-shop image ramble on about the most obvious stuff in the world.

To the bearded Asian man with the cigar and the stretched-out face: "Yes, I am aware of how to use my mouse. Thank you ever so much."

Edge-scrolling in a flash game is a BAD idea. It only demerits game-play in flash games. Arrow keys or click&drag scrolling are both MUCH better options. I noticed you have arrow-scrolling in this game, but it's next to worthless.

- Glitchy (as mentioned both here and in reviews below)
- Mandatory tutorial
- Poor scrolling method
- And another point off, on principle, JUST for it being a demo.

Good game, but so very irritating sometimes. If this is what players can expect from the premium version, they should save their money for something else.